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The stunning stanzas in our new series feature intricately sculpted beards and strikingly detailed clothing inspired by designs from the Hallmark archives. We're talking the 2026 Hallmark Dream Book Fitzground. I'm your host, Jerry D with another episode of Totally Rad Christmas, the podcast that talks all things Christmas in the 80s, toys, movies, specials, music, and fads. If it was gnarly during Christmas in the 80s, we got it covered. Now, joining me is a Totally Rad Christmas All-Star and Multiple Ratty winner. It's one of the Hallmark Dream Guys. It's Todd Killian from Christmas Clatter. Todd, how's it going?
SPEAKER_01It's going well. It's going well. It's been a been a while since I think my voice has been heard on a podcast. You could say I got lost in the mail.
SPEAKER_00That's fantastic. Well, that's good. It's good to have you back. I think the last thing that uh you and I did was with uh the Princess Bride with Michael Crystalman.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00The Saturday morning mafia there. So that's been like two years. I that was two years ago. Yeah, it's it's insane. I I didn't realize how long ago it was, but uh it's good to see you, man. It's really good to see you. We're here to talk about this is a bonus episode, it's live. I'm not doing any cuts or edits or anything. I'm just gonna add some music and we're good to go. We're here to talk about the uh dream book that just released digitally and I think also in stores um recently as well. But I I haven't gone to the store. I just I saw it, CJ Belanger sent it to me, and so I was like, cool, let me let me go dig through this. Now, before we dive into it, just like Carol Kane did to Bill Murray and Scrooge, I want you to hit me with the toaster. So I'm gonna ask you some questions and I want you to hit me with the first answer you can think of, okay? You don't have to think too hard about it. Let's say you're in charge of designing a line of ornaments about home alone, okay? Which would you design first?
SPEAKER_01Kevin doing the hands to face after shave screen.
SPEAKER_00Oh, for sure, yeah. It's gotta be that one, right? Yeah, I would love to see Marvin Harry like some sort of mechanical like get hit with the the paint cans, you know, like you wind it up and they get hit with the cans or something. I think that'd be pretty fun too. But that yeah, you're right.
SPEAKER_01If I was if I was to design the whole home alone line for Hallmark, it would end up being this like Rube Goldberg machine of things that you put on your Christmas tree.
SPEAKER_00I'd totally buy that though. That's amazing. Okay, what other Christmas movie should they make Hallmark ornaments for?
SPEAKER_01Die Hard.
SPEAKER_00But if you gotta do die, if you do die hard, you gotta do lethal weapon also. Alright, I'm in, I'm in. And finally, let's say you can design your own Hallmark ornament, anything from any time to the sky's a limit. What would it be?
SPEAKER_01Well, my first thought kind of gets answered in this book here because uh there's a particular movie that uh I'm very, very fond of that I want more Christmas ornaments for. And more Christmas village pieces for. And Hallmark has a uh this year has a wonderful life ornament.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I saw that. I was very excited as well. You're right. There's like I don't know why there's not more ornament. I mean, I would think the bell, right? They should have at least a bell, because whenever a bell rings, an angel gets it.
SPEAKER_01I mean they do they do a color express bell every year.
SPEAKER_00And that's about it, yeah. So like it's right there, guys. It's it's royalty free. Come on.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's not their first it's not their first wonderful life ornament they had um Mary and Oh man. I'm a big fan, but I just forgot it.
SPEAKER_02George Haley.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. They have uh they had them tick you know together towards the end where they're you know, he's got his arm around her and stuff. I do have that one, but that as far as I know, that's the only one they had before this year.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, they should have a whole lot of them. Well, the dream book is really big and really long, so I say let's dive in and we'll talk a little bit about it. And then if there's a page that we don't have a lot to say about, we'll just go ahead and rush through that as well. Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh so it starts off the cover Dream Book 2026. It's got one of the Santas on it, all completely white, white beard, white suit, everything. And it's like a bell, I believe.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, a bell, Christmas tree-shaped bell kind of looking thing.
SPEAKER_00And there's a lot of red, it almost looks like uh AI designed these this picture, you know, the way that the trees are. Yes. And some of it it it they're red trees, but for some reason it just it reminds me of like AI.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's it's there's no there's supposed to be depth in there, but the the the trees they just look like pixel blobs. Nice, that's right, but it doesn't look like there were like any like real trees there or or anything.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I I don't know. I mean I think it's got this like snow overlay.
SPEAKER_01I swear that's from Canva. It probably is, no, and they just turned down the opacity because I've done that a thousand times on my thumbnails on YouTube.
SPEAKER_00I I bet that's what they did. They're like, ooh, let's let's do that. And then we'll just pretend we uh we did it in Photoshop and Illustrator and charge them a lot of money for it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, in this economy, you gotta do what you gotta do.
SPEAKER_00That's right, that's right. So you open it up, we get to the chapters, and it's divided into sections art and artistry, Christmas wonder, meaningful moments, hobbies and interests, uh small wonders, kids at heart, fan favorites, and tricks and treats, which is always the Halloween section that they've started doing, which I I think is a great idea. And they have a few ornaments displayed here that we'll see later on. Um I gotta say though that uh that R2D2 with the uh Santa hat is kind of cool.
SPEAKER_01It is nice.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I like that one. And the one that I really like is the um the Charlie Brown Christmas tree, uh kite-eating Christmas tree.
SPEAKER_01Yep, I like I love that one.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so it's it's an actual Christmas tree with the kite stuck in it, or like on top of it, and then just Charlie Brown's looking up distraught, and Snoopy's just staring like, well, what'd you expect?
SPEAKER_01Absolutely.
SPEAKER_00And the Santa's pretty cute too.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I like that Santa.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I do too. The sack, the sack is um, I wish it was a little more brown, but the green works well also.
SPEAKER_01Well, that's uh that's uh second one in a series. I think the first one.
SPEAKER_00I think so, yeah. Yeah, I think you're right.
SPEAKER_01Last one, last year the Santa was bent over way more. I think I made a joke that he was osteoporosis Santa.
SPEAKER_00What hump? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And uh and I ended up getting it and loved it. It was so much better in person.
SPEAKER_00So you know, that always happens. There's always something you're looking at, like, ah, this looks terrible. And then you get there and you're like, that's actually kind of cool, and better than I thought.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it happens.
SPEAKER_00So let's look at chapter one, art and artistry. As you turn the page, we get Father Christmas and uh Father Christmas's reindeer, and so it's like um almost like a Russian kind of Santa, even though I guess Father Christmas is technically like British. I think it's supposed to be like Diet Morosh. And um, it's got the fur trim, it's all blue, there's snowflakes.
SPEAKER_01I love I love I love it. I don't know if I'll get it, but I do love it.
SPEAKER_00Same, same. I think if they had just done it in red, yeah, like like made it more like a traditional Santa, I would have s scooped it up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um yeah, I think that's really all I'd say on that page.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no. We got the young Santa.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01The young Santa. I started collecting them when they first came out. And that's one I'm getting. I've loved that series. That's been great.
SPEAKER_00It is cute. He's got like a green scarf on. Yep. And um there's a little cardinal, like a baby cardinal down below him, and uh, and then we get like a gnomes lord of gnomeshire.
SPEAKER_01Gnomeshire.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, for the I don't know what the deal people love gnomes, and I've never like I just I don't know what like where the draw is, but cool. If you like it, that's great.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, uh yeah, I'm the I'm the same way. I know that I think Weird Christmas years ago did a episode on that that particular mushroom on the staff and what it had to do with like Christmas in Northern Europe. So I I half understand it, but it's not got to, I got to you know.
SPEAKER_00I mean, I used to uh have a really good memory, and it's over the years, especially the last couple of years, I found it hasn't been quite as good as it used to be, so I don't even remember that, but I used to listen to Weird Christmas all the time, so I'll I'm gonna have to go hunt for it.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, well, we're at the age where we have to forget stuff to learn new stuff, Gary.
SPEAKER_00That's true, it's so true. Uh so on the next page we get a bunch of snowmen, and my wife loves snowmen, so uh I think the one she really liked was the um was D there, which is the welcoming wreath. It's like uh it's almost like a mommy snowman and a kid snowman, and there's a a wreath around their heads and uh a little snow dog or something.
SPEAKER_01Right, right. That one's really good. That is the that is the best on there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I really like that one.
SPEAKER_01That is the best. I my um my daughter, my youngest daughter liked the uh beach one just because of that little turtle.
SPEAKER_00No, the turtle is cute for sure. Yeah. It has it almost has a little bit of um uh a Pixar kind of vibe to it.
SPEAKER_01It does. It does kind of have a Pixar kind of look to it.
SPEAKER_00There's a snowman driving a truck with like flames on it. I mean, cool. Yeah. Holiday Parade is what that one's called. I I will say when I first glanced at it, I did think B was like a mailman snowman, but it doesn't make any sense.
SPEAKER_01No, not with a cow.
SPEAKER_00With a cat, yeah, like a cow in a milk. You know, but but the hat. I saw the hat and I was like, oh, okay, that's that's cool, but nope. Um but as you go on to that next page there, which is now page five, there's like uh, I don't know, almost like a smorgasbord of different things.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, these are all different series.
SPEAKER_00Series, yeah.
SPEAKER_01One I started, Jay, I started that one last year, the uh um little.
SPEAKER_00Oh the reindeer.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And uh I'm like, well, it can only be nine, right?
SPEAKER_00So I mean, eight if they don't get rights to Rudolph, but they I mean they have, so I think I think it'd be fine.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_00I mean, there's some cute ones on here, like some really nice ones. Uh the I like the one with the gingerbread, but his hat's kind of weird.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, they like Lollapalooza looking kind of hat.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's like like Dr. Seuss kind of hat. Yeah, but my son loves gingerbread, man, and so like I I might end up getting that one too. Yeah. Um, and then there's little elf with the chocolate chip cookie that I like also because uh chocolate chip cookies are dope.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that uh that little house with the little um letter M there, Tony's Toys, has a little pillage collection that they started, and it's oh okay, it's really nice. Um the houses and stuff are real detailed, and uh and they're very cool. They're very cool. And uh and you can hang them or you can set them on a shelf.
SPEAKER_00And it's got a cute little elf there with it.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, yeah, it comes with both pieces there.
SPEAKER_00That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, I mean on this one I'd probably get the two cookies and yeah, maybe the reindeer also.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll be getting the reindeer off this page.
SPEAKER_00Well, especially, yeah, if you started already. So this one is Dancer. So I assume it was Prancer was the extra. Prancer was last year, yeah. Okay.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I don't remember. Last year, I I was saying it earlier before we started. I was kind of disappointed with its selection last year. Yeah, I don't think we bought any, uh, which is rare for us. We usually buy you know several, but last year I I think we just looked at it like uh there's nothing really drawing us. But this year there's some really great ones I'm very happy with.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, last year we just kind of stuck to the ones we collect normally. I think I think that little Lose Reindeer was it was the um only one we got before it went to like 50% off.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. Oh yeah, those are the great days.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00You're like 70% off. Yes, I'll take this one and this one and this one, and on this next page we have some treats. So there's like a cupcake, which is 17th in the Christmas cupcake series. Yeah, called Ho Ho Holiday Sweetness. There's a cup of cozy, which I'm not sure what that means, cup of cozy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm not I'm not sure either. Warm and cozy, maybe.
SPEAKER_00I guess, yeah. Seasons treatings, which is a nutcracker. Yeah, that's 18th in the series. I don't think I have any of those.
SPEAKER_01I think we got our first one last year for a gift, Holly and Cali got it for a gift from somebody. I gotcha. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00The Golden Retriever is super cute though.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. We'll be The Golden Retrievers cute. We'll be getting the cut as the button. Taylor started that collection.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that one's cool. Yeah. Is that like a mouse or a hamster? It's a hamster. A hamster, yeah. And it's got like a wreath made out of green buttons with like red thread connecting them to the super cute.
SPEAKER_01They all have like this Stuart little vibe to them.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I gotcha.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That one's really neat. The ones up above, like Cookie Cutter Christmas, they're okay, but I don't think I'd be really buying them.
SPEAKER_01We have a few of those, and usually it's just somebody bought them for us as a gift.
SPEAKER_00Bought them for you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. They're nice, but we're like you, we we won't hunt them down.
SPEAKER_00Right, exactly.
SPEAKER_0177th in the series or something crazy like that. Like there's a lot of them.
SPEAKER_00Oh man. Yeah. Uh and then we get some Christmas birds on the other side. Cozy critters. It's uh like a really big red cardinal, and I I mean, I'm not even sure what kind of bird that is underneath.
SPEAKER_01But here's the thing. One time I got a cozy critter.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then I got all the cozy critters.
SPEAKER_00So never say never, right?
SPEAKER_01And I'm not even like a big bird. Not a big bird. I'm not even like a fan of birds. You know, but for some reason, right? These cozy critters, they just make me happy to look at because they're so they are, yeah.
SPEAKER_00He's a nice little just just yeah, it's uh big boned kind of bird. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01We'll be getting it, and we'll be getting the one below it, and I hate it when they do the the oh, the two colors. The two colors because the one's more rare than the other. So uh I'll have to pull some strings at my local Hallmark store.
SPEAKER_00There's like yeah, one's green, one's red. And I I don't know, is that a quail? I don't know what kind of bird that is.
SPEAKER_01Uh that'd have to look.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And then there's some like really old-timey style, like like a hobby horse and um like little dollhouse type uh ornaments that I can see people liking them, but they were never quite my style.
SPEAKER_01No, no, they're they're fine. Yeah, I mean it's like that uh lighthouse, it's like 15th in the series that says Wow. Oh, that Arts and Crafts Bungalow says it's 43rd in the nostalgic houses and shop series.
SPEAKER_00Oh my gosh, 43. Yeah, that's that's a whole lot.
SPEAKER_01That is, and I bet there's somebody out there that has all I'm sure. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, the next page, my daughter liked the two at the bottom. So there's a little fairy, the uh crocus fairy she really liked. My youngest, you know, she's seven, and then uh she also liked mythical mermaids.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So I can see that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I mean a seven-year-old little girl, that's that's probably what they're gonna like, you know. Yeah, but above that we get like more realistic looking birds, not quite as cute, and some butterflies.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, those birds stink, they're not funny at all.
SPEAKER_00No, there's nothing, there's no draw. It's just you really gotta like birds, I guess.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's just with those birds with the chubby cheeks. I feel seen when I on the first day of Christmas, my chubby.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I understand. I understand, yeah. I do like the next page. They have some cool ones there. Uh so they have like a 12 days of Christmas um that I really like. It's just like a little choir.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh. Yeah, I love that. I love that little choir.
SPEAKER_00Um, that's the that's called Lifting Their Voices. The 12 Days is actually the French hens. And then um the Nutcracker Ballet, and that one looks I don't know, it looks like if you pull it the string, it might move. Yeah, but it doesn't actually say it does, so I'm just assuming it does. And then, oh, I didn't even see Dumbo in there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dumb that Dumbo's cool too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, Dumbo's pretty neat.
SPEAKER_01These kind of look like those um laser cut wood where they're layered, so they have the uh three-dimension to them.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So but yeah, that dumbo's cool. I really like that choir.
SPEAKER_00I do too. It's really cool. I don't think I really noticed it before.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it has a real peanuts vibe to it.
SPEAKER_00It does because of the way that their heads are positioned and kind of backward with their mouths open. Yeah, you know. Uh it does. And then we get um like a kind of a waste of a page of just like the artists and sculptors that design these. Yeah, which is great. I mean, they need to be acknowledged because it's a lot of work and they really have a lot of talent. But also, like what most people don't care, they want to see the ornaments. Yeah, yeah, put that at the end, you know.
SPEAKER_01I do get the keepsak ornament club box.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01And if anybody's thinking about it, get it. It's it's it's like fifty dollars. And you get in the box, you get three ornaments that you can't get anywhere else.
SPEAKER_00That's cool.
SPEAKER_01You get a five dollar coupon that you can use, plus some other little you know, trinkets and stuff.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01But then through the year you get more coupons, which will cover your fifty dollars if you go to Hallmark and use them. Plus, you get early access to the ornaments, and you can go in there and get the ones you want day early. That's cool. There's four more there on the table that you only you can buy in store. Nobody else can buy those. You know, and it's it's worth it. It's worth it.
SPEAKER_00And one of those is that uh a dancing Santa and Mrs. Claws. That one's nice.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that one came in the box this year.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01And that little Vitrola, it it plays it's got a little crank on it. It plays uh forgot the song, but it plays music when you turn the crank on it.
SPEAKER_00So that's cool.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, then you get that little jolly jolly paper streamer thing, which it's throw in, but it's very nice, very quality, you know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Well, it's uh Hallmark, you know, greeting cards makes sense.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and plus two, those boxes are super nice, and you can use them for storage boxes all through the year.
SPEAKER_00So that's super cool.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So moving on to chapter two, Christmas Wonder. So it the next page has it's called the Night Before Christmas. It's eighty dollars, which is um insane. But I know that these things also it lights up, it rotates, um, and I think it even like tells a story, it seems, rotates to the story, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well, the the thing is, is I think it was last year they had a peanuts ice skating scene that was like 120 bucks.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01Which seemed crazy. Then you saw a store. It was huge.
SPEAKER_00It was big, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It was very big, so it was like, okay, maybe that's not so bad. So I imagine this thing's gonna be smile. I bet it's gonna be at least at least six inches around the top, you know, out the width of the dollar bill. I can't say for sure, but you know, it's gonna be it's gonna be pretty sizable.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and that's the that's the the thing with these, right? You never really know the real size till you actually see it because it's just a photo. There's really no scale anywhere in there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and sometimes sometimes it's uh a computer image of what the production's gonna look like, you know.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01Not quite quite quite right.
SPEAKER_00Well, we get um some more snowmen there. There's a snowman in like an ice box, in the ice machine. Yeah, yeah, that's clever.
SPEAKER_01Uh solo snowman.
SPEAKER_00That's a frozen and carbonite. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Uh we get um yeah, there's what, a little um elf security guy, like a security guard elf. What does he have? Is that a flashlight?
SPEAKER_01The flashlight.
SPEAKER_00The lights are okay. That's cool.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it's motion activated, so Oh, alright. So if you try to peek, if you go to the it comes on, so right on.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. The snowman in the icebox is cool. But I now I really want a snowman like carved Han Solo style. Oh man. Um let's see. So moving on, there's a little pull string lion that's also seems like it's made out of wood. Yeah, yes. And and you pull the bottom, there's like a little star snowflake, and you pull the bottom, and I guess his legs move, maybe.
SPEAKER_01I think so, something like that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, to see them to move the lion's legs, yeah. Uh there's that Santa that you were talking about, that vintage one.
SPEAKER_01That's pretty it's really nice too. I like that one a lot. Yeah. And there's also the nifty fifties uh keepsake ornaments, which that's like another collection I I uh that you you do that I get. Yeah. And what's cool is that those are all things that Hallmark actually sold in the 50s.
SPEAKER_00That is cool.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It's got that vibe. You can see like the blue and the teal for sure kind of give it that um that retro vibe.
unknownVery nice.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I like it. And I I gotta say, I this has nothing to do with the ornaments, but I like the styling of it with the um those sprays there with like the frosted poinsettas almost. Yes. Those are real nice behind it. Yeah, yeah, those uh good. Moving on the next page, we have some more birds and some cute penguins actually building ice sculptures. And I like these. My son also really loves he likes gingerbread men and he likes penguins. And I gotta say, these uh these penguins are super cute here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I really like the one with the uh uh carved ice to carve to look like a Christmas tree.
SPEAKER_00Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was an angel. No, you're right, it's a Christmas tree. It's like they're like they're carrying it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they're carrying it to go put it up.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and then the little cardinal on it. That one's super cute. Yeah, yeah. I'd I'd buy that one for sure. The birch reindeer's weird. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_01I tell you this, the this is um not the first birch animal they've had.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And in the picture, they've always looked weird in the catalogs. But they look okay in person. I don't it's not my style, right?
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01But it's it's a whole lot better in real life.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Yeah. Well then I'm gonna assume that's the same here because it does look really weird.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think the first one was a rabbit, and I was like, who's gonna buy that?
SPEAKER_00And then when I saw it in the store, I was like, okay, if someone really likes the birch, you know, look to it, then I tell you, working in a Christmas store, I've found that people like all sorts of stuff that I wouldn't expect, but they're into it, so yeah, I'll sell it to them all day long. But I will I will say this next page has one of my favorites this year, which is Max the reindeer dog. Yes. We always see the Grinch everywhere, but uh just a dedicated Max ornament by himself. I really I'm into that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he needs he he deserves it. Yes, there's a dog Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I agree, yeah. He needs he needs some love there. Yes. Uh but we have some other Grinch. There's him writing in um like a I don't know, Dr. Susian kind of trip.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And he's at a record player.
SPEAKER_00And then the yeah, the record player. Which I think they have quite a bit of didn't they do a Rudolph one of those like a year or two ago or something like that? Yeah. But the next page has one you were talking about. It's the It's a Wonderful Life, and it's it's like a marquee at a movie theater. It's got the poster and then you know the lights around it now showing. It's really nice, actually. I I really like that one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I do too. That's uh that's the original, you know, movie poster. You know, uh for the most part. Just very little off of it, not much.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it it looks great. It really does.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it looks good. It's kind of got that uh old like art deco kind of style that you know from the from the 40s that uh you would see on the marquees. And yeah, that's what this is the one I'm most excited about and definitely will be picking it up.
SPEAKER_00So there's I mean, there's some good ones on this page too. Yeah. Um but then there's also some that I wish they would do other characters. You know what I mean? Like The Year Without a Santa Claus, we always get Heat Miser and Snow Miser, and that's it. Yeah. Like bring us Mother Nature. Or uh you know, Jingle and Jangle. I I mean, if you're gonna stick with that that particular special, but then there's like tons of other specials they could be doing. Nestor, the long-eared Christmas donkey, or you know, some of those. And Frosty's weird too.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, with the tornado.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What's that DZ character, the red tornado or red tornado, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Or whirlwind, the Marvel character. Yeah, I was totally getting the kind of like like comic booky vibes. And I know it's because it's like when he's reforming from the Christmas snow, but uh it it is weird. It's like in the bottom half of him is just tornado. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Not that that we could ever get it, but I would love to see like the sales numbers on some of these because it's like you know, it's like the Polar Express bell again.
SPEAKER_00Again, yes.
SPEAKER_01And it's like, do they sell so many Polar Express bells every year that it's just I well I guess it I guess they do because they wouldn't do it if it they didn't sell, so or maybe they don't, and they're like, put sell it again, put it out there again, eventually we'll get rid of them. Yeah, put a different strap on it this time.
SPEAKER_00That's right. That's right. Um we get the major award in like a finial type shape.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, which okay, I don't I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
SPEAKER_01Makes sense to me, but I I've kind of sour might be too strong a word, but I've kind of I kind of stay away from all the IP stuff anymore because I got so much of it.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I gotcha.
SPEAKER_01You know, and and I kinda, you know, unless there's just something that just sticks out to me that that I think I need to get.
SPEAKER_00So I gotcha. And I'm the other way. I I go more towards the IP um because I there's something about different styles of Santa on a tree that is uh it's I don't know, I my brain can't handle it. My OCD can't handle it. You know, so um so I'm like, well, I'll just have a bunch of different heroes and comic booky things and call it a day.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Although if you do IP, it does make it easier to have different more Christmas trees because we need thing trees.
SPEAKER_00And speaking of, we get the Christmas vacation. Yes, and there's a Clark Griswold here, a cat that actually has like the light strands in its mouth that lights up and plays sounds. So I might get that one this year, I'm not gonna lie. But we get a hundred and fifty dollar Griswold family Christmas table decoration, and it's Clark Ellen, uh Rusty, and uh Audrey outside, and it's the house all in lights. Rusty's holding the big tangled ball of lights, you know. It's um it's a nice scene. I mean, I imagine it's gonna be really nice, but for 150 bucks, I don't know if I can just like Clark's like 12 feet tall compared to the house. Right, right. They didn't make it to scale, which I guess would be impossible, but uh I guess, but or not impossible, but like financially it wouldn't make it I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we get uh we do get some cute um some very adorable ornaments on the next page. Yeah, the I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, it's Santa holding a sack with a hippo's head coming out of it.
SPEAKER_01That is very nice.
SPEAKER_00I I like that one. It's dumb, but I like it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. And uh the rain doggy, Rudy, the rain doggy. The rain doggy series is one that uh I started a few years back as as well. Um because it started off with a basset hound as the first one.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And for those you know, we talked about, you know, the pictures in here not matching the what you see in store. The raindoggies one you can definitely tell was a computer generated image of what the ornament looked like, probably because there wasn't any ready for production when they had to get a you know they needed a picture, yeah.
SPEAKER_00When they needed the picture, so yeah, it's definitely looks weird, but I'm I'm sure you're right. I'm sure it's gonna look great like when you're actually seeing it. And then the cactus is okay, I guess. We don't have any cactuses up here in We have tons of cactus here, but I still a Christmas cactus. Uh that's not my thing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But moves us on to chapter three, meaningful moments. So we get uh some like love wedding kind of ornaments with the ring uh as the O in the word love. There's like a wedding cake and um a little frame.
SPEAKER_01Record player that definitely will not play.
SPEAKER_00No, it's shaped the record's shaped like a heart. I think you're just gonna scratch the heck out of it.
SPEAKER_01I don't know why ornaments like that bother me. That it's like make a round record, you know, or put a heart on inside the record or something.
SPEAKER_00I mean, for sure, like that seems easier to do.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So we get some mothers, like some some mom ornaments. Um there's celebrating you, which is just like a dragonfly, but like multicolored dragonfly.
SPEAKER_01It looks like a pride, uh maybe a pride thing.
SPEAKER_00It could be, yeah. It's very pretty. It is pretty, yeah. Yeah, there's one, yeah, just one with mom. And then we get our favorite where that we love to make fun of, the uh babies first kind of series. Children of all ages. Uh there's a Winnie the Pooh one, which again, the last couple of years, I gotta say, I've been very annoyed with all these Winnie the Pooh ones because when my daughter was one and a half, she loved Winnie the Pooh, and we could not find anything. And now they're all over the place, and it's great we buy them for her, but like she's 13 now, it's not quite the same. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But baby's first Christmas, our little miracle. Boring.
SPEAKER_01Boring. Oh boy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You know, baby's 46th Christmas, you know.
SPEAKER_01I wonder if there is somebody out there that has like all the babies first Christmas collection.
SPEAKER_00I I don't know, but I kind of I kind of hope so.
SPEAKER_01If you're out there and you you collect the baby's first Christmas every year and you have more than 60% of the collection, give Jerry a holler.
SPEAKER_00Give us a call. We'd love to talk to you. Yeah. Oh man. Um, yeah, there's one that's like grandson, which is like a sweater with a a Santa knitted on it. They look like they're knitted, which is pretty cool.
SPEAKER_01They they they really they really look like it in real life.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. It's I mean, it's impressive. Yeah. Um, but then we also have just more ornaments you can stick pictures in, some shape like snow globes, there's a wreath, yeah, uh, like a little house, and then there's some for dogs and cats as well. Um there's one in our hearts to stay, which I kind of I really like. Um it's got a dog in it, but yeah.
SPEAKER_01That retro one um E for with the pictures is the joy of Christmas is family. That's pretty cool. I'm usually that big on the the picture frame ornaments, but oh there it is.
SPEAKER_00I see it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's kind of like a reflector shape ornament, you know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, it's so it does have like the finial kind of thing at the bottom. Yeah. Um, and then yeah, it says the joy of Christmas is family 2026. Which I I like, but those also kind of bother me because that the year's on it. Like if the year wasn't on it, I think I'd be more inclined to buy it.
SPEAKER_01That's why that's why I was getting ready to say, don't put the year on it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01If I want the year on it, I'll put it, I'll write it on the back or the bottom.
SPEAKER_00Right. You know. They have those those markers that you can you can write on those and uh they stay. Um that's kind of yeah, same. I'm I'm the same, hard same there. Yeah. Uh we get some angels, which are are very intricate and detailed. Yeah. Um but definitely not my style. But they're pretty, they're gorgeous.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, they go look great. I wish they I wish I wish they were bigger and could be a treetopper.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, as a tree topper, I'd see I'd use that as a treetopper, but as an ornament, it's like, oh, that might clash with Captain America. Yeah. Um, but on the page opposite, we get um uh of course our religious most of our religious theme. There's a nice little nativity there with the Holy Family. Yeah. Um just a nice cross in like a church window, one that says God is love. Yeah. And then and then there's uh go tell it on the mountain blue guitar.
unknownUh-huh.
SPEAKER_00It's uh it's like um an aria type, you know. Uh yeah, it's like a like a it looks like a hollow body, but without the hollow part.
SPEAKER_01Yep, in uh E85 was that what they were?
SPEAKER_00Something like that, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Looked like a blue Lucille that B.B. King would play, you know?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but it's got Bethlehem on it. Oh yeah. Bethlehem Crusade. Yeah. So that's cool. I'd I'd buy that, especially uh because it plays music.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, that's that's actually a uh replica ornament of uh the guitar from uh um the Nazarite and the three wise men, uh that that blues band from from Israel.
SPEAKER_00Really?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Oh yeah, man, you I believed you. I was like, that's super cool. I'd never heard of them. I was getting ready to like Google them and find out and download their music. Uh it's super cool though. I definitely would pick up the Holy Family one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I like the the window and the window one was really nice. It's back lit, which was cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I love those. When when you can stick a an ornament in, or not an ornament, excuse me, a light in and it shines the ornament, those are amazing.
SPEAKER_01You know, uh a few years back my wife got the the the church from the show When Calls the Heart. Oh, and it you put the Christmas light in it, and our our lights you can go from clear to color but with the remote, and it doesn't matter where she puts it on the tree. As soon as we switch them to colored lights, it's always a red light in the church, and it always looks so creepy. Yeah, she gotta move it.
SPEAKER_00That's funny. So chapter four's hobbies and interests. Uh there's like some pickleball uh ornaments, which are nice because um that's like the rage now. Yeah, and I do like I do love playing pickleball, I gotta say.
SPEAKER_01I played it once, it was fun.
SPEAKER_00Same, yeah, yeah. I had a I had a blast.
SPEAKER_01Um, that's cool.
SPEAKER_00Is that what that is? Yeah, that is. Wow. Mary Mahjong, and it's got like the candy canes and ornaments and and I'd actually want that whole set, to be honest with you. Right? I'd I'd actually I don't know how to play Mahjong, but I'd learn to play if they look like that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_00Uh there's a Scrabble one, so for those gamers out there, it says let it snow. They spelled out let it snow with Scrabble.
SPEAKER_01That's awesome.
SPEAKER_00That is cool, yeah. Um there's there's some odd ones on this page. Um like the the camera is kind of weird, but I like it. It says Pixar, it didn't happen.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I don't know. Anything else just jumping out at you?
SPEAKER_01I mean, nothing's really standing out of the sort of uh I really like that mahjong, but I'd want to all of it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, same. Agreed.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh but then we get some some uh sports ball ornaments with uh with Santa hats. So there's a football with uh Santa hat, there's a uh soccer ball, baseball, and basketball all with Santa hats. And all dated, so that's like I guess if you played on uh team in 2026 of one of those, then get it. But oh though there's uh a stack of books that says tis the season for reading.
SPEAKER_01That's nice. I like those canisters.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Those are cute.
SPEAKER_00That is cool.
SPEAKER_01Those are cool. Yeah, that's like real life too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, again, right? Yes, for sure. Uh and then we get like the starting lineup type ornaments, you know, with uh there's Bobby with uh Otani, so if you're an Otani fan, you gotta pick that ornament up. Uh and we got some football players also. But like, I mean, I know the Cowboys aren't good, but you know, and they haven't been good in like decades now. But you know, throw us a boat every once in a while.
SPEAKER_01I mean, there's players from the past they could be using.
SPEAKER_00That's right. I'll take a Troy Aikman or Emman Smith all day long. You don't have to put any of the modern players. Yeah. Uh, but they do have some, you know, um, they do have a bunch there. Um, like there's uh Burrow from the Bengals and uh Jones from uh the Chiefs, so I mean good stuff.
SPEAKER_01Hopefully we'll be getting a Raiders ornament next next year.
SPEAKER_00Could be. I mean I w uh I guess it depends on how the season goes.
SPEAKER_01Well, get that rookie captain that rookie number one this year.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, if he does what they expect him, then I'm sure uh there'll probably be one. Uh there's some trains that I've never been into.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean, they're cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, exactly. They're cool, but um I but not like what I buy.
SPEAKER_01No, no.
SPEAKER_00The cars. The cars are cool. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I always have to look at those because I have two boys that are big gear heads.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01And uh in fact, we got so many cars. Ornaments that we've had we have a whole tree of car ornaments. Uh because of those two.
SPEAKER_00And but you you guys have a bunch of trees that you put up every year, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, about a dozen.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Backed upstairs in our guest room, we leave it decorated Christmas year round.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that's cool.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So like for them, I'd probably be grabbing like that uh Mustang Cobra 2.
SPEAKER_00The charges once.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I'm not sure. I'll have to look at them a little closer. Maybe that Chevelle.
SPEAKER_00Like in these, the only cars I've ever really been into, like my whole life, is the Batmobile, Kit, uh, the DeLorean for Back to the Future, like the Ghostbusters Ecto 1. You know, those are like the kind of cars I was at. I was just I was never into cars. It was always just like, it's how I get from here to here. That's all I care about, you know.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that that's that's me too, but but yeah, if you're if your sons are into it, yeah. They're all big, in fact, um I hadn't got to it, but I've planned for quite a while to have my oldest son who who really knows a lot about cars, to do an episode on Christmas clatter about uh uh cars from Christmas movies.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, that'd be a great one.
SPEAKER_01Um a Christmas story. Talk about the car that George Bailey wrecked and you know what kind of car is it, you know, the year the uh okay plumbing that uh Joe Pesci uh you know just to talk about the cars from all the Christmas movies, yeah. I'd I'd listen to the heck out of that. You know, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I think that's a cool idea, man. I'd love to I'd I'd listen to it all day long.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So we're at chapter six Small Wonders. Um are these the miniature ones, right?
SPEAKER_01These are yes, and I used to To not like the miniature ones because they're miniature, but then I bought a few and you see a pattern development.
SPEAKER_00I do, I definitely do. We usually uh so we we only put up three trees, but two of them really don't count because they're one's a tabletop tree and the other one's only like three feet tall. So uh you know they're not really like tree trees, but we keep them in the kids' rooms. And so the especially the the tabletop one is real s it's real tiny, so these small wonders are perfect for oh yeah, yeah. Um there's a lot of little like woodland animals. Uh there's a a little Mrs. Claws, which I think is cool. That Mrs.
SPEAKER_01Claws is awesome.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I really like that one. There's like a milk and cookies, I think.
SPEAKER_01Um those are a little that C that little Is that a fondue set? Fondue. That's part of a collection that came out with like a waffle maker and a toaster and stuff.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01And it's it's they're pretty spectacular in real life, pretty detailed. And again, I want them in real life. You know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. Uh the polar bear is really cute. Yeah. We got some uh the angel, like L, which is um oh little angel, that one's nice.
SPEAKER_01I like that. It's got that retro vibe to it.
SPEAKER_00It it really does, yeah. I could see, I mean, I could see my my daughter wanting that. Same thing with um I, which is the mini what is that, Frisia fairy? Yeah. I could see her wanting that. Um little Yeah, these are I mean they're just nice little ornaments here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they are. They're good, they're they're very nice.
SPEAKER_00There's a little Millennium Falcon and a little X-Wing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I like that. I mean, I'd probably get those for sure.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, you got the small cars and then of course the peanuts, lunchbox, and thermits.
SPEAKER_00Oh, the the Looney Tunes one is cool. That Looney Tunes car, the Plymouth Cooper Bird. Yeah, and then the yeah, the the the peanuts ones are great. Yeah. I I mean you can't go wrong with peanuts at all.
SPEAKER_01No, you can't. You can't I'm not a Barbie collector, but even that Barbie, that old school Barbie, you know, box is really cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's like a carry-in case.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00Um, that's it for the minis. Now we're back at the regular size ones. Chapter 6, Kids at Heart. And there's a whole series this year on Disney World and Disneyland. It's like theme park stuff. I don't know if they do that every year.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they've been doing it for a little while.
SPEAKER_00Okay. So I must have just not paid attention to it. But I will say that the Pirates of the Caribbean, because we're going to Disney World this year.
SPEAKER_01Oh nice.
SPEAKER_00And so I'm very excited for the pi the pirates ones. There's three ornaments. There's the uh the skeleton on the tr treasure pile, there's the skeleton at the um the helm, and then there's just that talking head with the cross swords, which is the one I want. I like that one.
SPEAKER_01That's cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I that one's gonna be neat.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00The Dumbo uh the Dumbo one's nice also. But this is fun. If you go down to page uh 40, wait, is that 40? Yeah, 40. There's the actual Disney World by Castle. Yeah, Cinderella Castle. That is cool. So we're definitely gonna pick that one up, I know. I can already tell. And then there's a little ad for the uh the holiday the ever after, which is the new Hallmark Disney World movie. So um, of course, Lacey Shaber, because you it's you gotta have Lacey Shaber.
SPEAKER_01She's the she's the A-lister in uh on Hallmark, you know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's right. Ever since uh Candace Cameron Beret and um Danica McKeller left, it's it's all Lacey Shaber now. Yeah, she's like their big name. Um and then there's a bunch of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse ones, which I think are are awesome.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they're all they're all great.
SPEAKER_00Right, right. It's like which one do you want? Just pick one because you're you're not gonna go wrong with any of them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, if I had to pick any, I'd like that I like the gingerbread house.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the gingerbread one's cute.
SPEAKER_01And I like the uh mini kissing Mickey.
SPEAKER_00Same, yeah. And I'd probably get goofy as well.
SPEAKER_01Goofy as get her say goofy. Goofy's great too, you know.
SPEAKER_00And they're nice sculpts, which I like. They're not they're not bad sculpts.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00And as you progress through all this Disney stuff, um, there's just classics. There's the carousel's a little different. It's uh it's like a um a carousel, and it's got um jasmine on like a tiger like Raja. Uh-huh. Uh I think that's Cinderella on a white horse, which is I guess presumably one of the mice. And it's got Ariel on like a uh seahorse.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. That's cool. I mean it's not my jam, but it's good.
SPEAKER_00No, I mean it's$70, so it's probably not mine either.
SPEAKER_01But uh something you could leave out year-round.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01You know, if you're a big fan of it.
SPEAKER_00Right, because it it's not specifically Christmas. Right. It looks like one of those heavy ones, though. You know, like you have to like balance it on an actual branch. Yeah. You know, rest it on a branch while it's being held up by another branch.
SPEAKER_01We don't even try that anymore. We just put them on the shelf.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's probably the better way to do it for sure. You can also get the poison apple from Snow White if you want.
SPEAKER_01I love that uh classic Bambi with the butterfly on it on her. That's a really good one. That's like classic Bambi pose. That's awesome.
SPEAKER_00They have Maleficent in her dragon form, which is great. But I I mean I would never put it on my tree, but it's a cool, it's a cool ornament, you know what I mean? Like it's just like, whoa, that's amazing, but no, I don't want that on my tree.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and that one's limited quantity, but something tells me I think it's gonna be fine.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00There's precious moments, Elsa, and a precious moments Aladdin and Jasmine. That's like the only ones my wife ever really, really loves are the precious moments ones. Ari? I know. It's uh her her grandma used to collect them. So she it makes her think of her grandma. So every time they come out, it's like, well, okay, we're getting precious moments something.
SPEAKER_01I can't blame her there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I know. It's what are they saying nostalgia's a powerful thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it is.
SPEAKER_00Uh Belle and Mrs. Potts. As you keep going down, there's uh there's some great ones on this next all the Pooh Bear ones. Hollet, it's Pooh Huggin'eeore.
SPEAKER_01Love that. Yep.
SPEAKER_00Same. And then there's um Tigger, uh, it's called Tiggorific Tree. Yeah. And it's just like Pooh and Tigger decorating a snow-covered tree. Chip and Dale's great. I like the Chip and Chip and Dale is cool. Yeah. Uh Stitch. My son will probably want the stitch because he likes those. And then the Monsters Inc., we got some cool Toy Story 5. Yeah. Toy Story 5, that's insane.
SPEAKER_01I love the Monsters Inc. ones. I probably won't buy on, but those just make me happy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. I I never saw cars, so I'm not into it, but Rex wrapped up in Christmas lights is pretty cool.
SPEAKER_01That's that's pretty cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I love that.
SPEAKER_00Yep.
SPEAKER_01Even Eve there from Wally.
SPEAKER_00Eve, yeah. Before we were like dating, dating, my wife and I went to go see at Wally, so that also has like kind of a special place. Uh then we get like two pages worth of uh peanut stuff.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00Um again, they're all pretty great. Lucy, like, uh that's just kind of mad wrapped in Christmas lights is great.
SPEAKER_01I'll get if people remember a few years back they had a Charlie Brown like that. That was a limited quantity.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and so this one, this one kind of matches that. But it this one is not limited, so it's funny.
SPEAKER_00You would think it would be the other way around, because more people would want Charlie Brown than maybe Lucy. Right. But no well. Uh off to the races. I mean, they're all great. There's uh like a um patriotic one where Snoopy's doghouse is painted like the American flag. Yeah. I mean they're just they're great.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. He's got the one with uh we talked about earlier with the uh the kite-eating tree. Yeah, the kite eating Christmas tree. Got the uh Retro TV with the Charlie Brown Christmas special on it.
SPEAKER_00That one's good. I'm thinking about getting that one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, with like a it looks like a plush Snoopy sitting on top of it.
SPEAKER_00I wonder if it is.
SPEAKER_01You know.
SPEAKER_00I don't know, but that yeah, that's really neat.
SPEAKER_01Very nice.
SPEAKER_00Uh a bunch of Barbie ones and some where I guess they either weren't fully designed or they just uh No, they do that every they do that every year.
SPEAKER_01They wait for the 26th for the this year's Barbie to be released. Oh, and then they'll yeah what Met Mattel gets to show you know, because they're gonna look like the the dolls that are I gotcha.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Ballerina Barbie, uh the other Los Muertos Barbie, which Okay. That's um I don't know why on your Christmas tree, but cool if you're into that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00A lot of pink there. Uh and then we got some fun things. The cocoa the cocoa pebbles with Fred and Barney sticking out of it. I want that one so bad. That's that one's on my like for sure list.
SPEAKER_01And then the the the question I I've been wanting to ask. I like Miracle Whip as much as the next guy, but what Miracle Whip your Christmas tree.
SPEAKER_00Not me. Same thing with Lunchables. Why would you want Lunchables on your tree?
SPEAKER_01I can see lunchables more than Miracle Whip because maybe you took Lunchables to school as a kid or something and just brings back eliminaries or something. I don't know. But just a jar of miracles.
SPEAKER_00That's weird. Uh Adventure Time, there's Hey Arnold, there's a Goosebumps book, which I think is kind of cool. Just a random miracle whip ordering on your tree. Uh that's funny. Um there's the cat in the hat on the next one. If my kids were younger, they would have wanted the paw patrol, but they've definitely grown out of that now.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But I like the cat in the hat.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I like the cat in the hat. The next page I have a few questions about.
SPEAKER_00I do too. Specifically the uh My Little Pony Transformers crossover.
SPEAKER_01Is that a thing?
SPEAKER_00Uh not that I'm aware of, but maybe it is. Um it's weird, but I kinda like it.
SPEAKER_01Well done. I get it. But it's like, that's the first time I've ever seen anything like that. Me too. Unless I'm missing something.
SPEAKER_00No, no, I've never seen it either.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh there's another Optimus Prime, which I love Optimus Prime. Um, he's like coming out of an Autobots insignia. I don't know. I I kinda like it. We'll we'll see. I think uh it's one that I want to wait and see.
SPEAKER_01See what it looks like.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And that's gooey do. Is he dead?
SPEAKER_00I don't think so because he's got a harness on.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. Uh, because it's called it's been a good year, and he's got a halo and angel wings, and he's like flying off.
SPEAKER_00It's like no, but if you if you zoom in, there's a harness like strapping the wings on. So I don't think he's dead, but it does look like it. I you're not you're not wrong for thinking like that.
SPEAKER_01Oh no.
SPEAKER_00Oh no. Scoob! Uh Bugs Bunny Space Jam.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because it's the 30th anniversary this year. Um the next page, I will say, my son loved all the Mario ones. So Fireball Mario, Lackatoo, Yoshi, there's a Koopa Tropa. Yeah, they look good. Yeah, and so does Link. They have a Link this year, which I really like.
SPEAKER_02Pretty nice.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, super cool. Uh the Pokemon ones I'm I have no opinion on.
SPEAKER_01Uh I mean, I don't know. They look nice.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01Not sure if you know what they are, you like them. You know, but that that came just a little bit after uh after I after I was uh watching other things.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, for sure. Uh Sonic the Hedgehog, they have Sonic the Hedgehog as the Flash. Yeah. Because they've been releasing that series in the store. The Minecraft one my son wants also, even though he doesn't know what it looks like.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh there's another Minecraft one which is in LA. Oh, one of the ones that I want, Super Saiyan Goku. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's that's that's nice.
SPEAKER_00Uh they have the last Ronin Ninja Turtle, which is also pretty cool. Uh then a bunch of anime things that I I don't know what they are.
SPEAKER_01Uh, I've heard the name but I don't really know.
SPEAKER_00Right, thank you. Uh so fan favorites, chapter seven, Star Wars.
SPEAKER_01There's nothing we can talk about.
SPEAKER_00Yes. So they have the actual like uh gunner um gunner ports on the um on the Millennium Falcon, Luke's behind one, Hans behind the other, so that's awesome.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00I love the uh the D, which is the Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker when he's in black from Return of the Jedi. That's that's one that I'm definitely getting for sure.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00Uh and then they just have the sign Star Wars.
SPEAKER_01That is very cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Uh they have the Boba Fett figure. Like, and it's it's as if it was a figure with like in the blister packaging, uh, you know, uh on mint on mint on card.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, the little kidney toys. Yeah. I love that uh later in the hallway.
SPEAKER_00Oh yes, yes, that's a good that's a I remember when that scene happened in the theater and I was watching it like, whoa, this is the best thing in all time. Yeah. Uh Darth Maul, if you're into Darth Maul. Is that Gin? Yeah, Gin Urso.
SPEAKER_01They have uh that Darth Maul's gonna be limited quantity, that might be one that's tough to get.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so if you're thinking you're gonna want it, you might scoop that up for sure. Um then they have some uh Star Trek things, and I love Star Trek, but uh none of these I really really want. They have the Cerritos from lower decks, which is kinda cool. But none of these really drew my attention.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean you know Yeah, they're they're okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, exactly. But Sarah Connor on the next page is probably cool.
SPEAKER_01That was like out of the blue.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, just a random Sarah Connor.
SPEAKER_01Because I don't remember anything else Terminator because I don't either. Of of all like the movie franchises, Terminator is like one of my favorite, even though I know it's only two good movies in the terrible but the concept of it is so good in my opinion that I just love it.
SPEAKER_00You know, I I I still use AI for everything, and it's I'm terrified of it, so I'm always so nice. Like I I ask it please whenever I'm giving it a task, like will you please do this? And I always say thank you because if they if it does become a Terminator situation, I want it to realize I'm I'm okay. I'm cool with it, man. I'm cool with it.
SPEAKER_01No, I know people can't see, but I got a skynet top the wall. It's lit up, you know. It's like I love Terminator, and like I said, I know it's only two good movies, and the rest is kind of just junk, but the concept is so good.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, agreed. Uh there's if you're a Dune fan, they have the giant worm Shy Zulude. Um that's kind of cool. And then on the next page, we get Supergirl from the new movie with crypto. But even better, we get Amigo Batman.
SPEAKER_01Yes, I love that.
SPEAKER_00And then the 66 Bat Computer with Batman and Robin standing next to like those are for sure. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I always like the Spider-Man being Santa Claus ones post on the stuff.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yep, same. I like those. He's got a Santa hat and like a sack, like a web sack. Uh-huh. That one's great. X-Men, I'm s they had Wolverine last year. Um, like I wish they would just keep going with the characters. Instead, they have just the Blackbird. Blackbird's cool, but come on, like, they're great characters. Storm, Cyclops, you know, Rogue, Gambit. Like, come come out with these characters, man. That's what we're wanting.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Definitely, you know, the blackbird and then another character. You know.
SPEAKER_00Right, right, exactly. Uh Deadpool, no thanks. Uh, it's good, it's cool. I love Deadpool, but I don't I don't want him on my tree. Doctor Doom. A Doctor Doom from Doomsday, but they don't show it, they just show the logo. So that's exciting. Yeah. Can't wait for that. Uh then we get to the Harry Potter section, because you gotta have a big Harry Potter section nowadays. Uh, there's the book of uh part two, Chamber of Secrets where he's fighting the basilisk. There's Neville from book seven with the sword. Uh the Womping Willow is like a tree topper, and then a bunch of little scenes and characters. So and I think it's one of those where they all kind of work together, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it looks like it is.
SPEAKER_00Um let's see.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's uh they have to require the power cords.
SPEAKER_00Oh, the power cord, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's uh Harry, then Ron and Hermione together, Draco and uh his dad together, uh Hagrid, and Dobby. Uh and then up on top, you also have uh Mockhart, Dumbledore, and what looks, I think, the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets, maybe.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think so. Looks like it.
SPEAKER_00Uh those are cool. Uh I gotta say, one of my favorite things is Shark Week. Oh, yeah. Uh my wife and I used to watch Shark Week, and um so a lot of like just sentimental, they have Ferris Bueller.
SPEAKER_02Uh-huh. Love that.
SPEAKER_00I do too. And the one that made me laugh so hard, Tyler Hines. And it's just a bust of Tyler Hines.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's uh too. It's like, if I could only get Tyler Hines or the Jar Miracle Whip, which one would I get?
SPEAKER_00I think the answer's obvious. Both. Yeah. Oh man.
SPEAKER_01Um I'm gonna start a why did they make this ornament tree?
SPEAKER_00You should. It's great. Uh there's a Betty White, like Golden Girls one. Yeah. And then uh a Lord of the Rings section. Yeah. So it's it's Frodo, Sam, and uh Gandalf with a couple of um what's it called? Um the Wizard of Oz ornaments in the mouth.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they're they always do a few of those. They're they're nice.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they are. Gizmo coming out of a box is super cool. I love that. Love that one. There's like a Ghostbuster ugly Christmas sweater.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's very nice.
SPEAKER_00Uh, the Gilman, the creature of the Black Lagoon. Yeah. I like that one too. And Michael Myers, which again I really love, but I wouldn't put it on my Christmas tree.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it should be in the Halloween section.
SPEAKER_00Right. I don't know why they they didn't put it on the Halloween section.
SPEAKER_01I mean, it's from Halloween 2.
SPEAKER_00Exactly.
SPEAKER_01The movie called Halloween 2. It's not the Halloween section.
SPEAKER_00It's on your Christmas tree. Um, there's uh Santa, like Jack Skellington when he's Santa in his coffin sleigh uh with all like the ghost skeletal reindeer.
SPEAKER_01That was very nice.
SPEAKER_00Uh there's the Santa Claus from uh from that movie as well.
SPEAKER_01I like the dining very well. It looks, you know. Got the triangle shape to him.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's a great sculpt.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it is very nice.
SPEAKER_00And then finally, we end with the Christ the uh Halloween section where you can well it's called Tricks and Treats. There's the the Easter bunny as well, but it's also got the what is it, Lockstock and Barrel? Is that their name?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_00Uh yeah, something like that. Chip and Dale coming out of pumpkins. Yeah, we got amazing.
SPEAKER_01And an alien from Toy Story, Jack Lantern.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, that one's great too.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Um Charlie Brown Halloween, where they're dressed up in their costumes.
SPEAKER_01Yep, I like that one. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And then a few others on the next page there.
SPEAKER_01Oh H is cool. It's the uh Yeah, I was getting ready to mention H. That's like the Nifty Fifties Halloween collection.
SPEAKER_00Kind of like it's like a what is it, a Dracula mask?
SPEAKER_01Dracula, it's like yeah, it's like the old school plastic mask with the rubber band that went around.
SPEAKER_00The ones that like slice your eyeballs as you're going.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I remember in the second grade we get to dress up for Halloween and I had uh merman from He-Man.
SPEAKER_00Oh, really?
SPEAKER_01Oh, it was the plastic. Suit and then they had the thing in. I was wearing it, and we got to do this like parade down the hall. And then there was a kid from another class in the second grade, and he had the He-Man one on. And I was doing the whole parade, and I was like, are they gonna make us fight?
SPEAKER_00Yes. Two two kids enter, one kid leaves. That's great. Um now normally we do a segment called Gag Me with the Spoon here. But there's you know, there's nothing really for us to impersonate, so instead we're gonna do a little segment I like to call A, Two, and D. This is where we do list our top three uh ornaments from from this book. And I'll let you cheat a little bit. If you have a few more than three, no worries. All right. Uh, but uh as a guest, I'll let you go first. Just kind of tell us which ones are your favorite.
SPEAKER_01All right. Uh this is pretty easy. I love the um Charlie Brown with the kite eating Christmas tree. Oh, yeah. That is classic. I love that one. I love um it's a wonderful life movie poster uh coming soon. Um another one of my favorites in here this year is also let me find it so I can get it completely right. Honorable mention is the uh canister set.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the uh making the making of Mary is very cool.
SPEAKER_00It is it's a good one, it really is.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and go for it.
SPEAKER_00No, go for it.
SPEAKER_01And believe it or not, my my very favorite one is I love the Lucy wrapped up in the Christmas lights with that big scallop.
SPEAKER_00That's nice, yeah. Yeah, well, the her expression, like the the way they drew her mouth, is like so perfect. Yes, those are all great. Uh, I went with uh Super Saiyan Goku. Yep. Um I I have a tie between Kite Eating Christmas tree that we mentioned and the talking skull from Pirates of the Caribbean Ride. Uh-huh. And then my number one is the Cocoa Pebbles. I really like the Fred and Barney coming out of the box of cocoa pebbles. Yeah, that's very cool. Yeah, so I'm I'm all in on that. But you know, G.I. Joe taught us that knowing is half the battle. What do you think the other half is?
SPEAKER_01The other half is deciding if you want uh Tyler Hines or Miracle Whip with your tree. You know, if you can make if you can figure that part out, you got life by the horns, brother.
SPEAKER_00It was I was gonna say if no one's half the battle, the other half is Tyler Hines bust. But uh it's amazing. It's because it's so random. Like I I know they released a Lacey Shabert ornament like last year or the year before, I don't remember which one, but like it was her whole figure.
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_00Like this was just his like his bust.
SPEAKER_01And I think it was I think it was from a movie too, I believe.
SPEAKER_00It's so strange. Oh man. Oh my goodness. Well, Todd, this has been fantastic talking with you. But tell me about your shows or anything else you got coming up.
SPEAKER_01Well, I don't have a I can't I don't have anything in the pipe real fast. I've been uh out of the loop for quite a while on on both my podcasts, Christmas Colder and On the Porch. Due to life getting in the way, mainly work. But uh uh I've said this before, but I I I believe uh I could really, really, really mean it. I've been in every time, but hang tight, guys. I'll I'll be back soon enough. Um I got stuff in the plans, stuff working on. When I've said that before, I've just kind of like had a goal of date to start mine, but I'm past that now. Getting some things set up, and there may be a second Christmas podcast starting up that I'll be part of.
SPEAKER_00Oh, interesting.
SPEAKER_01Me and a uh couple other people.
SPEAKER_00Really? Yeah, interesting. Oh man, excited, very cool. Uh, yes, but go in the meantime, go check out backlogs of Christmas clatter, and you can hear on the porch as well where they uh chat about everything, not just Christmas. Um, so for sure go check those out. Uh Todd, thanks again for coming on. This is fun.
SPEAKER_01Yes, it was. Thanks for having me, man.
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